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Once there was a farmer who had a new apprentice. The farmer had climbed up onto a ledge in his barn, looking for something. His apprentice followed him up and accidentally knocked over the ladder they were supposed to be able to climb back down.

"You got us into this mess, now you will help us get out," the farmer told his apprentice. "Now, there is a pile of manure over there. It will break our fall, but I'm not sure how deep it is. You jump first and tell me how deep it is."

"It's ankle-deep!" shouted the apprentice after jumping down, uninjured. The farmer jumped down, only to find that the manure was so deep it cam all the way up to his mouth!

"I thought you said it was only ankle-deep!"

"It was, but I jumped head first!"

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